How do you switch this thing on?
Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Can anyone tell me what this is for?

posted by Captain Beefheart @ 10:34:00 AM, 6 Dumbass Comments

At Wednesday, August 16, 2006 10:52:00 AM, Nick said...: It activates nipples. Duh.
At Thursday, August 17, 2006 10:10:00 AM, Captain Beefheart said...: So what's the difference between a dormant nipple and one that's been activated?

Does it sprout like a seed? Is there a tiny alien intruder living in my moobs, waiting to be activated?
At Thursday, August 17, 2006 11:39:00 AM, Nick said...: He knows too much!
At Thursday, August 17, 2006 2:54:00 PM, Übermilf said...: You see, Capt. B, women are naturally ugly and repugnant. Every aspect of their phsyiology must be altered to reflect the commercially-accepted standard of beauty. Thus, we must change the color of our nipples.

People also bleach their bung holes.
At Thursday, August 17, 2006 3:28:00 PM, Captain Beefheart said...: This post has been removed by a blog administrator.
At Thursday, August 17, 2006 3:32:00 PM, Captain Beefheart said...: I had heard of anal bleaching but thought it was just a rumour, like the Pet Shop Boys.

Thank you for setting me straight. As long as it's in a good cause such as maintaining artificial sterotypes of femininity then nipple bleaching is perfectly acceptable