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Friday, August 25, 2006

Nothing much happening except lots of lovely misty mornings and sunny days but very little job action. Just thought I'd break my silence to bring you a new Freudian nightmare:

We had moved into an apartment and were waiting for our shipment of furniture to arrive from the UK. We had no bath so I was chasing the landlord trying to get him to install one as the baby would need it. Some friends came to help us move and while they were busy carrying boxes I had to stop as my tooth was hurting. I pulled it out and it was black and rotten (again).

I was holding this bloody tooth when I heard a scream. I looked up and my mother had stabbed one of my friends from behind, through his kidney. He was lying on the floor bleeding as she laughed. I told her I would have to call the police and an ambulance and she told me to go ahead and do it.

I dialled 911 but no-one came and he died, slowly.

On a lighter note, I've installed Ubuntu 6.06 and am loving it.

posted by Captain Beefheart @ 9:42:00 AM, 8 Dumbass Comments

8 Dumbass Comments:

At Friday, August 25, 2006 12:26:00 PM, Chris said...: Nice picture.

Is it 911 you fellas ring too? Well I never.
At Friday, August 25, 2006 1:59:00 PM, bigfootcookie said...: Jesus, how can you dream like that in a fantastic four poster bed?

Get as much sleep in as you can dude. You'll crave it like crack cocaine in 6 months time.
At Friday, August 25, 2006 3:58:00 PM, Ghone said...: Well, I've installed skype and I never see you on it.

:(
At Friday, August 25, 2006 5:24:00 PM, Captain Beefheart said...: That is because I am shit
At Friday, August 25, 2006 5:26:00 PM, Captain Beefheart said...: And yes, Cookie, I look forward to many, many sleep deprived nights of anxiety, boredom and frustration, all experienced to the soundtrack of a repetitive screeching noise.

A bit like going clubbing.
At Saturday, August 26, 2006 12:52:00 AM, Taoski said...: As long as you don't start dreaming about killing babies.... then you should be ok!
At Sunday, August 27, 2006 1:54:00 PM, Nick said...: See the first time I read it, I thought you meant nightmare metaphorically. I got to the end and I was like "where's the punchline?" then I realized you meant it literally.
At Thursday, August 31, 2006 2:03:00 AM, Squid said...: Have you considered going to a dentist for a check up? This could all just be your body trying to tell you something simple like, you have a cavity coming. Stranger things have happened... Or it could just be a cheese before bedtime issue.